What Facebook was not made for

 

There are many things Facebook is good for. But there are many things Facebook is probably not very good for. Here are my top 10s:

1. There is a reason we avoided them.

We avoided some of our younger acquaintances for a very specific reason. We don’t need Facebook to remind us why.

2. You barely know them.

Adding acquaintances you’ve just met, whether it’s while you were powdering your nose or had a chat with the bloke in the next urinal. You don’t really know these people, why would you come out of the toilet being the best of friends? To make matter worst, they turn up at your house, unannounced couple of months after!

3. You don’t even know them!

To make matter worse, adding people you don’t even know! Yes, they have a cool avatar/picture. They may even have sexy pictures (that you think could be them). Really?! They could be a hairy chest-ed 500lbs man that is a permanent resident of the state of Couch Potato!

4. When is enough, really enough?

You’ve been with your colleagues for 8-12 hours a day. Would you really still want to look at their Face(book) when you get home, kick back and enjoy? I thought so.

5.  Updating your status in the most inappropriate time

Attending a meeting or a course that is boring the life out of your body? (Talk about “out of body experience”…) Well don’t update your Facebook that tells your boss you’d rather be at a eat-all-the-shoes-you-want buffet than the listen to him/her whine about more energy to create more sales.

6. What are they doing in your Facebook in the first place…

Some considerations when adding your boss or even their boss into your Facebook. Don’t. Period.

7. Whiny Face(book)

Yeah, that’s so interesting, don’t let my “Do I look like I bloody care” expression stop you. Seriously, nobody gives a $#!+ about your 18th breakup…of the week! They dumped you for a reason, go figure.

8. Spelling Bee…NOT

If yuo are not good wit speling and hve a strong ned to update anywey, at least use dictionary. If you don’t, no one will understand you anyway. *thinking*. That may not be that bad…*still thinking*

9. Under the roof

It’s annoying enough to see couples arguing over petty subjects. It’s even worse having people argue over petty subjects publicly on Facebook, while they live in the same bloody house! Do you really have to? I’d reckon not.

10. Mafia Farmers

The most annoying of ALL! Stop inviting me to become online virtual farmer or hitman. I’m not interested, and neither is my pet dog. Now stop hanging around and go spend some time with your family and your loved ones.

 

Update: Facebook is here to stay whether you like it or not? However there are ways that you can have fun with Facebook while earning some money along the way. Here are some of the recommended reading you could do to find out HOW?